new study confirms that life does suck and then you die

A new comprehensive ten year study released by the American Sociological association has confirmed that life does suck and then you die.

 The study was a cooperative effort by North central University and the American Psychiatric Foundation and involved thousands of participants over a ten year period.

Joyce Gould Phd  a noted sociology scholar commented on the study saying "this was not the results we were hoping for." Gary Love of the transcendent happiness clinic of  Sedona, Arizona called the results a "total bummer" while Buddhist Monk Pali beCoo who also commented on the study results saying "we've been saying this for years. Now maybe people will listen to us."

The study follows  another  disappointing study by the European Health Agency released earlier this year that found: When the going gets tough, only a small percentage of people actually gets going.