UPCOMING RELEASE OF NEW 'DUNE' FILM HAS MANY SCI/FI FANS UP IN ARMS.

Norton Bombstein, of the National Fanboy Society, has stated publicly in order to set the record straight once and for all that Arrakis & Tatoowine are NOT the same place! "This is the same type of pedestrian Bantha droppings we put up with all the time! It's a notch above those who say 'Star WARS... Star TREK... Same thing!' First of all... 'Dune' takes place in 10,191ce... where as 'Star Wars' is LONG, LONG AGO!!! A-DUH! Besides... ever see a giant Sandworm on Tatoowine!?!' When it was suggested that the Sarlacc could in fact be a Shia-Hulud, Mr. Bombstein responded only, 'Highly Illogical!'.

By Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer