CANCEL CULTURE PUSHES FOR BAN ON THE WORD 'ORWELLIAN', COMPLETELY FAILING TO SEE THEIR OWN POINT!

In the latest move by the current Socially Conscious Elite, the term 'Orwellian' is being labeled as inappropriate speech. "We're sick of people just dropping the O-Bomb every time they wish to denigrate something that they see as needlessly controlling!" ranted Karen Kvetchzelot, self-appointed spokesperson for the SJWC (Severely Jaded Without Cause) "so, we're just going to prevent people from saying it anymore!".

 "Are They Serious!?!" replied everyone with a still attached frontal lob! 

 "Words fail me!" stated a really smart person who wishes to remain anonymous for reasons which must be all too clear. "I have heard nothing so ridiculous since the baffling redefining of the word Ironic! One can NOT wear a shirt IRONICALLY!!! Unless your intent was to go topless in the first place!"

 Proponents of the '1984' Society (Can you believe they'd be the Voice-Of-Reason!?!) have quipped, 'These persons are like the Thought Police... Or at least the Kempeitai!'

 SJWC officials are at present withholding their response to this last claim until they can, quote 'find out what that means!'. 

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer