POP MUSIC ICON MAKES SHOCKING CONFESSION!

Music diva Shakira has announced that the previous claims about her hips not lying were not altogether accurate! The harsh reality is that her hips had in fact engaged in falsehoods on several occasions over the years! It seems studios at the time were sticklers for an unwritten policy concerning 'Honesty In Twerking' in the Entertainment Industry! It feels so good to get that off my chest (so to speak) after all these years!' stated Miss Ripoll. Fleetwood Mac lead vocalist Stevie Nicks has recently come forward on Shakira's behalf. 'In her defense' said Miss Nicks 'we had in fact told her to 'Tell Me, Tell Me Lies'!'.

By Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer