TURNS OUT FAILURE IS AN OPTION!

An International Think Tank of Mathematicians, Statisticians & other related Smart People at their recent Global Conference in Geneva (Switzerland) have come to the determination that in fact failure IS in some cases an option. "Sometimes... it's downright likely!" stated Dr. Frank Lloyd Wong of Ginatonic University, N.E. Campus "I mean, if you were to fall off the top of a 120 story building, would it help if you screamed 'GRAVITY IS NOT AN OPTIOOOON!'??? You know, there's only so much you can do."

This ruling comes as no surprise to many, after last years determination that the theory 'There's No Room For 2nd Place' is only valid in cases where you only need ONE of something!

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer