DAH WHO, DOORES, YAH WHO... YOUR CANCELLED!

It seems Late-Great Children's Author Dr. Seuss has joined the ranks of earlier great writers John Steinbeck & Kurt Vonnegut Jr. In the sense that works in his bibliography are now falling into the category of Banned Books!?! "I seem to remember something like this happening before" stated Dr. Hindsight, Director of World War II Studies at Bewildered State University. "The story begins with something simple, like books some people find offensive being banned... things go downhill from there."

 When members of the  International Geisel Society were reached for comment, they gave the response;

 "It isn't nice to ban books, and banning books it is not nice... 

 & a smart person would consider this, at least once or perhaps twice!

 Cuz once you start down that slippery slope, things may end up going bad!

 And we may all end up feeling sorry... Like a Huffilapuff without it's Zinga Zad!"

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer