Turns out Cylons were just guys in costumes

 

It turns out that the robotic race of cyborgs called Cylons were just paid actors in fancy silver costume. 

The Cylon scare that started in 1978 and rose to public consciousness along with the Killer Bees, the Bermuda Triangle and some urban legend called Evil Knievel has been disproven after all these years by some amateur  detective work. 

Payroll receipts and medical insurance forms from the

-Top Secret Evidence Photo-

American Actors Union shows dozens of paid actors assuming the role as the menacing Cylons. In fact pictures posted on several conspiracy sites blow the lid off the fact that the human race was ever hunted to the brink extinction in the late 70's.

"This is just another scare tactic used by the big corporations to keep us in a constant state of fear and buying their products. They even had Jane Seymour involved." said an anonymous concerned citizen who called himself "Gaius."  He went on to say that he like millions of others were "to scared to leave his house, afraid of the  Cylons finding Earth at any time.   "You had to tune in each week to see where they were and how long it would be till they brought there hate of humans and robotic destruction to Earth." 

The television show Battlestar Galactica that traced the progression of the Cylons journey to Earth was cancelled in 1978, but never answered the questions of what happened and  now it seems there were never any Cylons in the first place. An executive from  NBC Universal  confirmed to Gamilon Magazine that the show was "in fact fictional and that we call all sleep well tonight." 

Anonymous concerned citizen Gaius feels this is exactly something the Cylons would say and advises people to stay vigilant. Gamilon Magizine will be update this story as it unfolds.