MAJOR U.S. LANDMARK STILL UNAVAILABLE ON MAJOR MAP SITES!

Even after countless updates, the infamous Honeycomb Hideout remains... hidden! All online mapping services and direction finding sites continue to omit the location of this most popular cereal themed secret society's headquarters!

'I don't know why they're finding it so hard???' former club member Lando Milken is quoted as saying. 'seems every week back in the day some clown would just wander into our compound looking for cereal! And I'm relatively certain that Big Betty, The Blond Bomber didn't have access to satellite imagery! maybe they all had something equally sophisticated... Like Cap'n Crunch's Seadog Spy-Kit!'

MapQuest & Google Maps were unavailable for comment. All GPS was willing to say was, 'Recalculating'!

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer