MAROON FIVE FANS GET STARTILING REVELATION!

 

During a recent music podcast, Maroon 5 members were asked to discuss one of their signature Mega-Hits 'Moves Like Jagger'! 

'Oh, that one came easy to us! I mean, a Diva like that, huge star of TV & the Big Screen! I mean who doesn't love Dean Jagger???'

'DEAN? Jagger!?!" responded DJ Juan Ahbee, famous Internet Podcaster.

'Yeah! I mean from 'Tobacco Road' to John Sayles Master Piece 'Alligator', he was EPIC!'  

'So... NOT Mick Jagger???', persisted Mr. Ahbee.

 You mean, the Stones Guy??? Oh, he's good too... I guess. But Dean,                  we're talking Stage, Vaudeville! The man actually filled Spencer Tracy's shoes!'

'Well... doesn't the song imply a connection to someone more associated with the field of Music???"

'Uh, Hello! Iconic Holiday Musical 'White Christmas'!?! He played Major General Thomas F. Waverly!'

'... A Non-Singing part.'

'Oh come on!! The man did 'The Twilight Zone'... He played the rattlesnake-collecting prospector in 'Vanishing Point'!'

'OK... Fine! Dean Jagger was cool! Now, I suppose 'Songs About Jane' is in reference to Jane... Fonda!?!'

'Uh no, of course not... Jane Powell.'

(Author's Note: Any resemblance between today's article & Mr. Jagger's Web Page, is obvious!)

          by Thrashpondo Pons

          Gamilon Staff Writer