STUNNING REVELATION IN DECADES LONG UFO SEARCH!

 

The search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence has been going on for well over 70 years! And with countless persons & organizations scouring the Globe researching thousands of alleged sightings of UFOs, the conclusion has finally been reached that in fact, there are none! YEP, not one single case of Alien visitation stands the test of anything even remotely approaching Scientific Method! 'Now we understand that this may be something of a disappointment to many who really want to believe in existence Extraterrestrials! Frankly, it kinda bums us out too!' stated a representative of the International Society of Smart Guys, 'but we just can't find any'.

 Many stalwarts who remain unconvinced upon being unconvinced, are taking the long held position of an 'Alien Cover-Up'! 'Why would we want to cover that up?' responded Colonel Ovtruthe of the American Bureau Of Verifiable Entities. 'It would be, like really cool to find Aliens! Not to mention... that's kinda what we're paid to do! So if we found something, the FIRST thing that we'd do is tell everyone! (So much of what we do is real dull!)' 

 Now one has to admit that the Universe can be described as a pretty big place. And it is not unreasonable to surmise

that there very well could be life on other Worlds... some of it possibly even intelligent. That being said, there is no hard evidence whatsoever that any of this supposed life has ever visited our Planet... and it is hard to fathom that any such sophisticated life would come all this way only to then not make their presence known! (Although, the question remains something of a 'Grey Area'... Pun intended!) Thus, at present the most logical conclusion is that such interstellar lifeforms have as yet been unable to visit our planet... or at very least, have so far chosen NOT too!

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer