WORLD STILL REALING OVER OSCAR NIGHT TRAVESTY

 

A Dark Cloud continues to hang over the Entertainment Industry after the disgraceful actions which took place during the 2022 Academy Awards Ceremony! 'I have witnessed many injustices in recent years!' claimed Norton Bombstien, our resident expert on everything 'but this is ridiculous! The insensitivity! The disregard for any sense of decorum! The lack of common decency! I don't see how the Academy could ever fully recover!'. 

 And of course, the harsh words are not only being hurled towards the Academy itself! As Mr. Bombstien went on to say, 'the days of the Hollywood Elite acting like they are above everything has been going on FAR too long! Hollywood needs to realize that they are not above rules of common! There must be accountability among all members of the Entertainment Industry (EVEN including the ones at the very top!) and not simply expect a hall pass just because of their celebrity status!'.

 Mr. Bombstien was then ask by a member of our Gamilon Correspondence Team how exactly he felt Mr. Smith should

be held accountable for the evening's events. To which he replied, 'Mr. Smith!?! Well... you can't really blame HIM for the shameful occurrence during the ceremony!'. Somewhat baffled, our interviewer went on to ask Mr. Bombstien what in the name of

Edward R. Murrow he was talking about... His serious as a heart attack response was, 'why... the Best Actor Award going to Mr. Smith and NOT to Jason Mamoa for his performance in 'Dune'! What did you THINK I was talking about!?!'.

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer