Florida no longer accepting Margaritaville as a legal residence

TALLAHASSEE - Ahead of the upcoming mid-term elections Florida Census Department  announced that it would no longer consider Margaritaville as a legal residence. All county voter rolls, state ID's and homestead qualifications must now be a real place.

Florida postal service  commissioner said while we can sympathize with people's deep feeling of connection to Margaritaville we need a actual residence. Every year we process hundreds of thousands of pieces of mail that is undeliverable due to Margaritaville being a fictional place and having no actual zip code.

 Key West's unofficial Conch Republic responded to the state's announcement by claiming it was political motivated gerrymandering and offering squatting rights to any tourist in Margaritaville or Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurants. "We feel in the Conch Republic that people should feel free to follow their dreams in anyway they feel in any place they feel, real or not."

Gamilon Magazine reached out to Jimmy Buffet, the man considered to have started this whole mess for comment but, was told by his publicist he was visiting his mother ocean.