Trump appoints Deloris Umbridge as Secretary of Education

WASHINGTON - In another White House shakeup Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos announced she is resigning effective immediately. DeVos cited personal reasons and thanked the administration  for the opportunity to serve calling it "the best eleven months of her life."

Donald Trump via Twitter thanked DeVos and announced that Deloris Umbridge would take over as Secretary of Education. Trump called Umbridge "a really great person and just what the youth of America needs right now."

Umbridge announced that her first order of business will be to end all those "silly school walkouts and regain order to the nations learning institutions." Umbridge went on to say that "I fear things are worse than I feared, but in due time I'm sure we'll all be friends."