IHOP introduces after hours drunken regrets menu

 Glendale, CA - The nationwide pancake chain IHOP introduced a new menu aimed at a younger, hipper 24 hour crowd.

An IHOP spokesperson sites the after hour bar crowd as one of it's peak dining times at their over 1600 restaurant locations. This wave of diners want cheaper food with choices of entrees they might not order when sober.

The new menu will feature large pictures, so our customers can simply point to what they want to order. The dining selections will feature extra large hydration drinks and meals with lots of gravy, also everything will come with a mystery side, so patrons wont have to make confusing decisions and they usually forget what they ordered by the time the meal arrives at their table anyway.

IHOP's new menu will also feature a 20%  tipping charge built in, so customers will not have to do baffling and many times incorrect math  to figure out what to leave for a tip.

The new Menu will roll out nationwide next week.