Sour Patch Kids Cereal Review

St. Louis MO - Post cereal has unveiled its latest cereal based on the candy Sour Patch Kids. This cereal might as well come with a warning label and doesn't even pretend to be a health breakfast.

Sour Patch Kids cereal is loaded with sixteen grams of sugar and 250mg of sodium per serving and somehow managed to even get  3 grams of saturated fat in there.  You know Post Bands doesn't even pretend to care when the first and base ingredient of the "cereal" is sugar.

Sour Patch Kids cereal should come with a optional dental insurance policy or a warning label to diabetics to use extreme caution.

The trend of making cereal out of candy I fear

has hit a wall and we can only imagine where we go from here. How about glowing toxic waste crunch with real toxic waste?  Why keep the bar low, your kids sugar rush, even with that much sugar will eventually wear off. How about introducing opiate based cereals that will keep your kids buzzed for much longer?  Fentanyl Flakes anyone? Now with narcan overdose toy inside!

The first questions that comes to mind is; who is going to feed this to their kids? How has capitalism deteriorated  to the point where a board of directors thought this was a good idea and how do the people who make this Frankenstein of  a product sleep at night?

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