BASMENTS MAY BE THE KEY TO SURVIVING THE ZOMPOCALYPES.

After much heated debate amongst the society of old-school Zombie Hunters (Or... Hunt-ed, if you will) earlier opinions over the merit of 'hiding in the basement' have been reconsidered. While a cellar had initially been written-off as a 'Death Trap', it seems that the 'one entrance' angle cellars poses in fact provides the best chance for personal survival!

Tom, one of the original members of this initial group, stated 'at one time, I thought the cellar was a bad idea, because the room had no windas (windows)! But then, when 'those things' stared climbing through the windas (windows) I saw the benefit in being in a room with none!' Zombie Survival Guide Publisher & TV Personality, Doctor Grimes (no relation to any member of the Atlanta Sherriff's Department, living or dead) is quoted as saying, 'well why wouldn't one hide in the basement??? Ever see a Ghoul open a bulkhead???'.

'Well how the Hell was I supposed to know', Ben, de-facto group leader said to interviewers, 'we were kind of writing the rule book as we went along!'. He went on to say, 'While we are on the subject, an earlier observation I made ('Those Things' don't make any noise!) could have ALSO come in handy! When you don't want to be mistaken for a Zombie by a rooving band of Zombie Hunters... say something like 'I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!' or, anything really!'.

by Thrashpondo Pons

Gamilon Staff Writer