AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?

 Over the years... there has been a movement prompting people to do bizarre (and occasionally, even degrading) acts in exchange for the frozen ice-cream novelty, Klondike Bars. Yet sources confirm, even amidst the host of recent shortages amongst other various sundry retail items, Klondike Bars remain readily available! "I'm not sure why your asking me", said Breyer Blue-Bunny at FDA (Frozen Dairy Advocacy) Headquarters in Turkey Hill VT, "I mean you can get a box-of-six at pretty much any still operating Grocer in North America! Probably in most of the other six Continents as well! And even prices charged by those Ice-Cream Wagons (which border on extortionary!) aren't more than 3 bucks!"

 The practice of 'Klond-Daring' as it has come to be known seems to have started in the early/mid 80's. It began with college students (under the influence of one or more mind altering substances) would challenge one another to do some poorly thought out activity in exchange for the frozen treat! As participants in this game generally played-to-lose... the challenges became more & more absurd in nature!

 While no one at Klondike Headquarters were willing to return our calls... one did scream out the window at us; 'Hey! We JUST sell wholesale Ice-Cream, Pal! Some Sick-o wants to do something warped for it... that's on them!'.

            by Thrashpondo Pons

                      Gamilon Staff Writer